Aren't you glad it is Friday? I am really ready for the weekend; I want to play. This past week was full of work and training, big decisions about school, and big decisions about the future. Every day has been an obstacle course of decisions, actions, review and progress. I have assembled my transcripts and prepared to meet with an adviser about returning to school. BLING has been refining her resume in preparation for applying for a new position. In between all the excitement there has been the daily dramas of pet care (Oly is much cleaner now), birthday parties (Happy Birthday Shirley!), and cooking with the new range.
It all came to a crashing head when BLING outed herself as a felon.
You see, she's held her job for several years. She worked in her department as a student and just naturally flowed there after graduation. Now there is an opportunity for growth and she is bravely stepping up to the plate. Naturally, this situation has her nerves a little jangled and well, she kinda freaked out.
We finished her resume and had it pasted into the correct window. All of her personal information was filled out correctly. She clicked "apply now" and submitted her application. She was shaking a little bit, but looked positively exultant - she was going for it! A little window popped up asking if she had ever committed a felony against children, seniors, puppies, or mail fraud, extortion, bio-terrorism, deviant sexual improprieties, grape eating in a grocery store, or surfing the web on company time.
Faster than my meager human eyes could follow the girl clicked yes* - screamed "No!" - then hit send, and immediately dissolved into a puddle of "OHMYGODWHATDIDIDO". I giggled so hard I peed a little. There was no clicking the back button or refreshing the page. This is a cruel form and once submitted it's gone. For ever and ever after BLING will be listed as the worst kind of felon (think Alice's Restaurant). I'm sure "they" will be coming to take her away any minute now.
Babe, there's a file in this bread. I'll be coming to get you out.
*To the best of my knowledge BLING has never been convicted of any crime.
EDIT: BLING should be able to remedy this, it's not the end of the world, and I'm not a great big meanie.
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